Baseball Card Hall of Fame

Worst Unidentified Odor

5 months ago 1 notes

#baseball #smell #odor #stink #wafting #old fish #old shoes #popcorn in the dugout microwave #seriously what is that #i can't get it out of my nose #gregg jefferies

Best Porn Name

6 months ago 2 notes

#baseball #porn #naming conventions #alliteration #extensive filmography #candlestick pork #wriggley field #play balls #the big naturals #field of reams #randy ready

Windiest Day

10 months ago 1 notes

#baseball #wind #windy #windier #windiest #trying to disambiguate weather from spring constant here #inflecting the verb didn't really help #just be glad i didn't make another mime joke #julio franco

Most Wheatonesque

11 months ago 1 notes

#baseball #wil wheaton #if wesley crusher had been on deep space nine #all playing holodeck baseball #all winning the game by using magic universe altering powers #jeff parrett

Fewest Heads

11 months ago

#baseball #headlessness #decapitation #french revolution #acute microencephaly #six billion people tied for second place on this #tim teufel

Best Restaurant And Hotel Franchise

11 months ago 4 notes

#baseball #food #lodging #there's a pretty funny howard johnson's joke in Blazing Saddles #too bad Mel Brooks felt like he had to make it like five times in a row #also the cursive font on Donruss 90 cards just sucks #pardon the digression #howard johnson

Bitchinest Mullet

11 months ago 3 notes

#baseball #mullet #biz up front #party in the back #see also bitchin camero #i can't believe this is the first mullet joke i've made on this site #i checked the archives and everything #are there any muppets with mullets? #important questions abound #gene nelson

Best Batter

11 months ago 1 notes

#baseball #batman #batboy #the dark knight bunts #the yankees are a superstitious and cowardly lot #keith miller

Belushiest

1 year ago 7 notes

#baseball #john belushi #or i guess james belushi #but lets be honest #a fight between The Blues Brothers and goddam Curly Sue is no fight at all #danny jackson

Cheeriest Motherfucker

1 year ago 7 notes

#baseball #happiness #sunny disposition #positive outlook #like oh look at me #i'm a baseball player with a good attitude #i'm mentally well adjusted and enjoy my work #crippling depression doesn't hang like a shadow over every moment of my day turning joy to ash in my mouth #la dee dah #jeff russell

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