Baseball Card Hall of Fame

Least Willing To Share

4 hours ago 4 notes

#baseball #selfishness #coveting #literally taking your ball and going home #brian barnes

Baseball Card Hall of Fame Blogger, Manager Resolve Blogging Strike

Manager’s concessions:

weekly-ish posting schedule rather than last year’s burnout-inducing daily updates
private jet for blogger to travel from desk to art cabinet where he keeps gluestick
no more standing behind blogger shouting “heeeyyy bloggah, heeyyyy bloggah, blog bloggah blog, we gotta blog post, c’mon, c’mon, hey hey hey blooooggah” while blogger is trying to blog his blog

Blogger’s concessions:

weekly-ish posting schedule rather than not posting jack shit for seriously it’s been thirteen months now, what the hell
no more chewing beef jerky and then spitting “the tobacco juice” on floor of office
admitting manager does not actually exist to place blame on

4 hours ago 6 notes

Tagged with: #baseball #strike #labor dispute #burnout #imaginary obstacles #this is such a weird thing #neglecting a creative project you genuinely enjoy #like managing to lose to yourself at thumbwrestling #welcome back

Least Naked 70s Pornstar

1 year ago 9 notes

#baseball #pornography #mustache #healthy reserve of body fat #imagine your parents watching this guy have sex #and then your parents get excited and have sex #now imagine your kids making the same joke but about you and ron jeremy #basically nobody wins here #lamarr hoyt

Best Skanking

1 year ago 7 notes

#baseball #ska #dancing #doc martens #dude should have been playing for the mighty mighty boston red sox #jeff huson

Darkest Stain

1 year ago 11 notes

#baseball #oil #saturation #discoloration #acid free paper my ass #honestly dont know what happened here though #i guess i rubbed it on my head or something #like oh wow this baseball card gives the best head massages #my chakra feels great now #fernando valenzuela

Least Flattering Angle

1 year ago 1 notes

#baseball #weightloss #probably just the jacket #and to be fair there was no such thing as myspace in 1992 #so not knowing about the myspace angle is forgiveable i guess #chris bosio

Best Repairing of Lines by 11-Year-Old

1 year ago 22 notes

#baseball #continuity #linearity #euclidean geometry #this is how into the actual content of these cards i was #i would look at a card and be all wow #look at that #those lines arent connected #better do something about that #mike felder

Most Sistine

1 year ago 17 notes

#baseball #art #theology #patronage #getting paint in your eyes #goddam ceiling gigs are the worst #worlds greatest painter being all ffffuck ow ow ow my eye theres paint in my eye #except in italian i guess #darren lewis

Shit Eatingest Grin

1 year ago 8 notes

#baseball #grin #teeth #smile #rictus #hard to tell sometimes #even when its your own face #life is an assault were lucky to survive #until we dont #cheerful baseball card jokes everybody #bill dawley

Most Keepin’ On Truckin’

1 year ago 2 notes

#baseball #r crumb #comix #hippies #there is nothing i want more in the world than for werner herzog to make a documentary about baseball #jerald clark

Baseball Card Hall of Fame

Recognizing greatness in cardstock. A ThinkStank project by Josh Millard.

Baseball Card Hall of Fame Blogger, Manager Resolve Blogging Strike